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counter-crap: the terrible edition
It has been a long, lonely time without Counter-Crap here at CS-Nation. The pioneering web cartoon series known as Counter-Crap touched the lives of many, and its influences are still felt today.

Without a regular Counter-Crap contributor, we asked you, the community, to send in your own Counter-Craps for us to enjoy. What we received was, well, this crap. I know, ha ha, it's supposed to be crap, right? Not like this. Don't believe me?

The following list is more or less random. It's an example of what we got from you. We'd show you every cartoon we received, but we'd probably be in violation of some torture laws. Without further ado, we step once more unto the breach.

"The Assault" - Be sure to pay attention to the timely warning. You may miss it, so this one repeats forever! Thank god! 0/10

"Have you seen my USP? - This one shows all the talent of a two year old monkey on speed. Thanks for ruining my day. 0/10

"Clouds of Blood" - At least this one tries to put some sort of story in motion. Too bad it's just excruciatingly awful. 1/10

"It never ends!" - I came up with the title because there isn't one. In this lovely flash, a Counter-Terrorist continually saves the day! So hilarious! Oh, and the characters are apparently snowmen. 0/10

"I hate headshots!" - Short. To the point. Pathetic. 0/10

"CS Wazzup" - This guy gets a single point for recycling a three year old joke. I'm surprised that we didn't receive any "All your base are belong to us" flashes. 1/10

"Counter-Terrorist vs. Mr. Terrorist" - At least he tried to do something funny. He failed, but he tried. Aww crap, indeed. 2/10

"The story of the grenade" - Then you get flashed, huh? Wow. That's a keeper. 0/10

"Flying Counter-Strike" - So, it's Counter-Strike in the clouds. They're flying, you see. And then they.... They just fly I guess. I'm sure glad I saw that Spikoman production. 1/10

"Mortal Kombat vs. Counter-Strike" - What happens when you combine two great games into one flash? Nothing notable, that's for sure. Just a little bit of heaven. Oh, I meant heaving. 1/10

"When Runescape Met Counter-Strike" - Yet another meeting between games. Who loses this one? We all do. 0/10

"Skate!" - No idea why this guy submitted this. Oh, he's a skater! Thanks Mike! Your contribution is noted. -150/10

"Watch it! A Grenade!" - Would you look at this one, it's interactive! WATCH OUT FOR THAT GRENADE!!!
-5 billion/10

"Who's the biatch now?" - I'm afraid all of you are for sitting through this. I'm sorry to have to do this to you.
numbers don't go this low/10

So there you have it. Now you see what I was talking about. Now, come on people, work with us here. We know you're capable of better. Well, we certainly hope you are. Please, contribute some good ones. Don't put us through this again.

   

  

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