from: Ma$ter Farkha
i would add baby bottles that squirt different types of juices. Milk from a bottle would be like a colt. Orange juice for an AK. and a mothers tit for an AWP =)

from: mistafluffo
hmmmm... Probably a bully model or a pointy "sword", maybe even a complain voice command like "Enemy pinched me!" or something close to it =]

from: Evil_Penguin
I would add ponies you can ride and they would not have guns because guns are not for kids okay? The ponies would be able to nay and you would collect horseshoes and if you choose to be a Terrorist you can take the ponies from the Counter-Terrorists because that is mean and something a terrorist would do, I know it is theft and kids don't need to be stealing but they need to learn it from somewhere jeez.

from: TheRustedDoobie
That's a pretty dumb question....this game isn't for "kids", and their fragile little minds get warped when they play violent games such as Counter-Strike. The last thing I'd do is try to conform this game to a little kid's mind, and I'd try to make sure these little hellions don't waste their time with this game. However, people like me, aged 16 or older, have already wasted enough with reading, writing, etc. and have nothing better to do than kill each other over the internet. Keep C-S for "mature adults".

from: Twilight
For weapons? Household objects would be best. Controllers, skateboards, console systems for melee. For range? Kitchen knives/forks, dishware(bowls hurt more but plates fly further), not to mention the classic - a jagged rock. For your accessories? Pinesol as a chemical weapon, maybe a bug bomb as a combination nerve agent/smoke screen. As for players? Brother, Sister, Pet would be the "ct" side, and Teacher, *insert person in some generic dinosaur costume*, and a gerbil for the t. (why a gerbil? because)

That way, its both entertaining AND informative.

from: Jett
A spoon.

from: GameHopper
Id replace the AWP with a rainbow colored AWP to let kids know early that AWPs are for fruits.

from: Daniel Gould
Elmo with Rubber bands!!!!!

and a dildo, but don't tell the kids what it is :D

from: orphy
Carrot sticks. That's right. I'd like to bludgeon someone over the head with a giant carrot if I was a kid again.

from: DogOfWar
Screw this question. lets talk about the goddamn awp "improvement". Valve is retarded.

from: Warchicken
None. The entire idea of a kids-only version of Counter-Strike is intrinsically stupid and would be nigh on unplayable. You'd have to change the entire premise of the game - you couldn't have guns, deaths, blood, explosions, terrorism, dead hostages(or hostages at all)....what's the point? What would Counter-Strike be if it were kid friendly but a mere shadow of the game it once was - and the gameplay it once had?

from: fxpaintball
the colt pistole or 92S pistole with bust and semi.

from: Lord of Binks
1) "cartoony looking" models (ex. leet has huge glasses)
2) take out headshot icons
3) replace ____ "killed" ____ with "eliminated" in console
4) take out blood sprites
5) make "cartoony" flinching sounds such as "ow" or "ooh"
6) give the awp a "BOMMMmmm..." sound
7) swear/racist term filter perhaps?
8) make the guns smaller?

...cartoony stuff always appeals the younger audience ;)

from: Chris
I would include the much vaunted, dare I say it, YOGURT CANNON, you would be able to cover your opponent with disgusting 99% fat free yogurt that would be sure to make them scared enough of you to never confront you again, for fear of being fake peach-yogurted again. I would also be fun to have a blowgun. I always wanted one of these, it would have laughing gas in the dart and whil your target is uncontrollably laughing you pop him with your 20 dart Nerf BlastoDartoGun thing!

from: vito
i would add some super soakers. hell yeah man those things kicked ass when i was 7.

from: hockeymanjames
hmm...the glock could just be carried over cuz its just a cap gun...a banana peel would be cool too. the bomb should be a pinata-and the cts get sticks and blindfolds instead of defuse kits.

from: DogOfWar
Oh, What do you think of the new 1.6 update, you ask? I cant think of anything else they ever could have done to lose more of the communi—wait, that was 1.4. Anyways, WHY ARE THEY UPDATING A GODDAMN 5 YEAR OLD GAME. I DONT WANT THEM. NOBODY WANTS THEM. PLEASE, JUST LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE.

Are they trying to kill an era of gaming to make us buy new games? Or are they really attempting to make counter-strike a better game, bringing it into the new millenium. Guess what, if i wanted slow, tactical, team combat, I would go play freaking Rainbow Six 3, and never think of counter-strike again. Counter-strike has one thing going for it, and thats its gameplay. Other than that its a laggy, ugly, easily hacked game with a TERRIBLE launching/distribuition platform.

Can Valve simply explain what they are trying to do? Shouldnt be that hard, but apparently valve is the devil incarnate.

Could valve leave us alone and give more attention to half-life 2, a game, that if there isnt a huge turn around, is doomed to crappydom? Of course they do, and it should make sense as they're updates screw up league play, which has been the lifeline throughout the years, not only for player growth, but also lan/tournament etc. fees i.e. money for valve. I can gaurantee they arent making much money off of a bargain aisle game that practically everyone on the face of the earth with a computer owns.

History would tell us that valve will take neither approach, they will simply create new patches whichout consulting any part of the community that has any reason to be suggesting improvements. Can valve actually learn from a mistake, will the devil be redeemed?!?!?.......probably not.