by rizzuh
wednesday september 18th, 2002
Hello fine citizens of Internet Town. It's been three and a half months since our last Counter-Crap (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/articles.php/list/countercrap/). I'm happy to warm your heart for another round of classic Counter-Craps, but an important issue is presenting itself.
We've run out of old Counter-Craps! So if you have flash talent, for the love of all things hostage-related, submit your flash Counter-Craps here (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/content/countercrap.php). From here on out all flash Counter-Craps will be brand-spanking new.
champu's series
After SecurityGuard retired from Counter-Crap, champu took over and made a grand total of one official flashes (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/articles.php/50/). Before that he made a series of great flash movies that didn't suck.
flashes already covered
'What will his family think...?' by champu (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/rze/hisfamily.swf&cap=%22What+will+his+family+think...%3F%22+by+champu) - HAHAHA IT SAYS I SUCK AT CS AHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAH AAHAHAH. HOW DELIGHTFULLY DELIGHTFUL! 0/10 (covered in RzE flashes (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/articles.php/54/))
Counter-Fantasy (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/movies/ffvii.swf&cap=%22Counter-Fanasty%22+by+champu) - A parody of Final Fantasy VII's trailer. Or something. I'm not an azn-super-spy so I don't really know the backstory, but anything that makes fun of me with some sort of weight reference is grand. Or horrible. 7/10 (covered in official flashes (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/articles.php/50/))
absolutely new old flashes never seen before except when they were posted before
Used Guns (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/champu/usedguns.swf&cap=Used+Guns+by+champu) - Someone buys a used para from a special someone and all hell breaks loose~! 8/10
Where is it coming from? (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/champu/whereisitfrom.swf&cap=Where+is+it+coming+from+by+champu) - David Lynch presents a dark protrayl of modern-day Cobble. The blend between idealistic characters used with the same actors in the sense of physical entities make two thumbs up google org flyer. NO IDEA WHAT THIS MOVIE MEANS, IT MUST BE GOOD. 10/10
Vroom, Vroom, Squish, Squish (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/champu/apc.swf&cap=Vroom+Vroom+Squish+Squish+by+champu) - Let's all take a hilarious look at the APC that was in cs_siege a long time back. Those were the days. 9/10
CS Reunion (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/champu/skincheats.swf&cap=TEAPOT+MADE+NOISE+AHH) - What happens when a cheater crashes a CS reunion party? Well, general fun and short flashness that lasts less than a minute. Anyone who remembers the old days of the more rudimentary cheats will relate to this movie. It was created for a mailbag (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/articles.php/list/mailbag), I believe. 7/10
That was bs (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/champu/thatwasbs.swf&cap=That+was+bs+by+champu)! - And introspective tale about back-stabbing, friendship, and the chaos of war as we know it. This brilliantly directed piece shows how incredibly pointless you can be with flash. 2/10
Smoke Grenade Happy Fun Joke Hour (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/champu/grenade.swf&cap=With+his+big+red+nose+and+baggy+pants) - The smoke grenade was new in BETA 7. Naturally, champu had to make some sort of drug reference. 7/10
these flashes have no category
Counter-Gear (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/misc/countergear.swf) - Wicked Warjo presents this delightful flash movie that combined the gameplay of CS with the gameplay of Metal Gear Solid. It surely doesn't beat this hilarious and high quality image (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/articles.php/76/3/), but the movie is a novel experience. I walked away feeling like suicide was less of an option in a small way. 6/10
How to Snipe (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/misc/sniperg.swf&flashwhite=true) - Spunkinator made this original movie. It's not funny at all, but it's a nice little movie that makes you think that community isn't such a festering pile of urine, but then you realize that Spunk made this movie two years ago and was probably murdered by some sort of group of good-people-killers. 9/10
Counter-Crap template (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/misc/knife.swf&flashwhite=true) - BRILLIANT!@ 10/10
CS Tanks (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/misc/tank.swf) - One of SecurityGuard's flash Counter-Crap prototypes! It is so funny that my sides have fallen off, settled in Florida, and are currently collecting social security from the Federal Government! That's very funny! 2/10
Sniper Whores (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/misc/sniper.swf&flashwhite=true) - Another SG prototype. CLEAR! 1/10
WATCH OUT BONUS CHAMPU ANIMATION TIME (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/misc/hostage.swf)... WOAH (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/image.php?pic=/content/features/countercrap/misc/rzedance.swf)!!!
That's it. Now go submit your flash Counter-Craps, you fools (http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/content/countercrap.php)!post comments @ http://csnation.totalgamingnetwork.com/comments.php?id=5150
—rizzuh, send feedback to rizzuh@csnation.net
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