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counter-crap: official flash crap
Hello, I'm rizzuh. I run this site, CS-Nation. Let me tell you about Counter-Crap. Counter-Crap was originally a small-time comic strip that a CS-Nation team member named SecurityGuard eventually made a cult hit. From the comic strips came flash movies. Over the coming weeks we will look at the best official and submitted flash Counter-Crap movies. After that, we'll start posting some new flash Counter-Crap movies made from the community.

Now please stop begging me to add Counter-Crap to the site again.

In the first issue of the return of Counter-Crap, we will take a look at the official Counter-Craps from SecurityGuard, then one from champu, another one from SG. Note: we'll start taking submissions very soon, so start making those flashes! There are no requirements besides no nudity and a filesize less than 3 megabytes.

» I hate falling off the roof in cs_militia - The very first flash Counter-Crap, this movie started a new era. Very funny, as well. 9/10

» Counter-Strike Punch Out - I have no idea what the f---k happened here. 3/10

» AS_VIPUSPWHORE - Jesus Christ the background music is making me want to kill myself. Marginally funny because of foul language. 5/10

» Grenade Antics - Simply hilarious, despite (or perhaps because) its utterly crappy look. You can tell at least five minutes of work went into this one. 9/10

» School Daze - Pretty funny all around, but the dialog is straight out of Boring Times in a Crappy Movie. Bonus points for being the first flash Counter-Crap to use hand-drawn characters that are passable (unlike the first flash crap). 8/10

» CS-Nation Talent Show - Interactive, hilarious, and a brilliant ending; the only thing that makes this movie get below a ten is the that most of the things are inside jokes. You won't really laugh unless you know your CS-Nation history! Marks the first time an anti-rizzuh/RzE message was put in flash format. Assholes. 9/10

» Counter-Fantasy - A parody of Final Fantasy VII's trailer. Or something. I'm not a azn-super-spy so I don't really know the backstory, but anything that makes fun of me with some sort of weight reference is grand. Or horrible. This is champu's work. 7/10

» A New Start - Counter-Crap hadn't been updated in months. It was now time for SecurityGuard to announce Counter-Crap's new fate: a fake flash just to piss me off. In either case, the Benny Hill "running around" music and the actual, uh, running around makes you laugh because everyone hates the British. 10/10

» Counter-Crap Logo - Happy fun bonus Crap. The official Counter-Crap logo at the time of departure. It earns and loses points for the fun-dance. 6/10

See you soon, with more of your favorite Counter-Craps.

   

  

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